Him: Where's my sunscreen?
Her: Um... in your gym bag? Or in your golf bag? Or by the back door?
Him: Here it is!
Her: Or right in front of you?
Him: You're a lippy woman!
Her: It's my survival mechanism.
Him & Her: <laughing>
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I looked it up! Sarcasm actually is a survival mechanism. Check it out: "Sarcasm Seen as Evolutionary Survival Skill"
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Him: Sigh
ReplyDeleteI live for sarcasm.....wait....what does that mean about my survival skils.....am under attack too much or just really well prepared? ;-)
ReplyDeleteSadie
Are you sure you didn't bug my house?! My poor son...he's going to be a lippy kid before he's 5!
ReplyDeleteSarcasm is my first language! My kids learn it very early. It's definitely a survival skill at my house!
ReplyDeleteLOL. We live and breathe sarcasm in this home. Love the link! xo m.
ReplyDeleteLadies, it's nice to know I am in good company! Vive le sarcasme!
ReplyDeleteHuh. I guess that explains my hubby!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why but that makes me feel better. Yay for sarcasm!
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